Oh, The Garbage Man Can!

One of my favorite shows is The Simpsons.

The Garbage Man is a song that appeared in "Trash of the 
Titans". It's sung by Homer, U2, some garbagemen and 
various residents of Springfield. 

The song showcases all of the "crazy promises" that Homer 
made when he ran to be garbage commissioner. 

I've heard from people that I make crazy promises...

Like "I guarantee I'll double your sales in 12 months!"

Which I can.

For the right clients :)

Anyway, it made me think of this Simpsons episode.

Here's my rendition of the song - "The Marketing Man"

NOTE: I've substituted my family in place of the Simpson
clan and left the other characters in place to preserve

Haley:  Wow, Dad, you're really working hard. 

Jason:  Yes, I gotta work hard, honey. I made a lot of 
crazy promises. 

Heather:  I'm really proud of you, Jase. But can the 
marketing man really do all the things you said? 

Jason: Oh, the marketing man can, Heather. The marketing
man can. 

    Who can create your strategy? 
    Execute on it for you? 
    Write all your copy 
    And drive your traffic, too? 
    The marketing man. 

    Oh, the marketing man can. 

Jason & Marketing men: 
    The marketing man can 
    And he does it with a smile 
    And never judges you. 

Business owner: 
    Who can get me leads? 

Marketing man: 
    I don't mind at all. 

Chief Wiggum: 
    Who can clean me up 
    Before the big Policeman's ball? 
    The marketing maaaaaaaaaaan. 

Marketing men:  
    Yes the Marketing Man can 

    The advertising folks 
    Are jolly friendly blokes, 
    Courteous and easy going. 
    They'll keep your business growing. 

    And tell you when your arse is showing. 

    Who can? 

Sideshow Mel: 
    Who can? 

    Who can? 

Oscar the Grouch: 
    Who can? 

    The Marketing Man can 

Maiah and Sasha: 
    'Cause he's Jason Hornung, man! 

    He gets leads & sales...for...YOU! 

Everyone: YAYYYY! 

Now what kind of marketing man would I be if I didn't 
give you a chance to do business with me?

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